Sum Dum Goy Fortune Cookie Co. - Last Dragon - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wolf Begging someone not to make

Begging someone not to make you do stuff is the most honest mission statement a human being can wear

Inspired by Bull Durham

Answering a question from a 1979 yacht rock song before anyone even asks is peak conversational efficiency

the game gave working men something to rally around after long shifts underground

Sum Dum Goy Fortune Cookie Co. - Last Dragon - Long Sleeve T-Shirt wolf Begging someone not to makeLeroy's quest for the Master ended at a fortune cookie factory, which is honestly the most Harlem thing imaginable. Wisdom hits different when it's crunchy and mass produced. Inspired by The Last Dragon. The Details: Distressed golden yellow brush stroke text reads "SUM DUM GOY" above smaller white lettering reading "FORTUNE COOKIE CO." A centered golden fortune cookie is flanked by two symmetrical green and red dragons with white bellies, red horns,