Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Hoodie baseball wearing an open orange shirt

wearing an open orange shirt and holding a smoking cigarette

your lunch money

Distressed white text reading '"MUCH BETTER THAN POLYESTER"' arches above bold block lettering reading "COSTANZA BRAND

bushy beard

Teddy Boozevelt - Unisex Hoodie baseball wearing an open orange shirtTeddy Roosevelt took a bullet mid speech and kept talking, so the red Solo cup feels like a demotion he'd fight you over. Reducing America's most unhinged president to a tailgate mascot is the most patriotic thing possible without a firework injury. The Details: Digital illustration of Theodore Roosevelt in pince nez glasses and a thick mustache, wearing a blue suit with a red bow tie, raising a red Solo cup. Bold white block capital text below reads