I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Tank Top Size:M A posterized illustration of Billy

A posterized illustration of Billy Ray Valentine in a multicolored patterned jacket

Slapping a guy whose cardio peaks at pouring Kahlúa onto a mountain range next to extreme sports branding is aggressively wrong in the best way

Printed on our super soft ring-spun & combed cotton unisex T-Shirt

rendered in muted skin tones and white

I Teach My Kid to Hit & Steal - Unisex Tank Top Size:M A posterized illustration of BillyBaseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services. Context is doing a lot of heavy lifting on that one. Part of our Defunct Baseball collection, inspired by the vintage Minor League teams of yesteryear. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid swing flanked