The Spirit of '76 - Unisex Tank Top Color:Red Tilted distressed white hand-lettered text

Tilted distressed white hand-lettered text reads "COMIN' IN" above oversized weathered yellow block letters reading "HOT

Gray and white block text below reads "GREYHOUNDS

because nobody survives telling the judge his crown is hideous

Listing "Obtainer of Rare Antiquities" on a business card is a classy way to say "grave robber with tenure

The Spirit of '76 - Unisex Tank Top Color:Red Tilted distressed white hand-lettered textBicentennial merch peaked in 1976 when patriotism just meant buying commemorative plates and shooting bottle rockets at your neighbor's fence. Now wearing thirteen stars unironically requires a thesis defense. The Details: Retro white script text reads "The Spirit" above lowercase white text reading "of." A diagonal cascade of white stars in varying sizes flows downward beside large bold white numerals "'76" with red outlines and a weathered screen