Takashi Tricycle Chug Race - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M which is a sentence that

which is a sentence that never gets less absurd to say out loud

a large auburn afro-style mass of hair on top

Bold red block text reads "ALL STAR" with black cursive script reading "Lanes" below

Bespoke suit

Takashi Tricycle Chug Race - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:M which is a sentence thatTakashi's only qualifications are a tiny red tricycle and a blood alcohol level that defies medical science. Laurel wreaths never looked so earned at a carnival no university would sanction today. Inspired by Revenge of the Nerds. The Details: Arched golden yellow text reads "TRICYCLE CHUG RACE" around a digital illustration of Takashi in a golden yellow jacket and helmet riding a red tricycle, flanked by laurel wreath branches, with cursive script