Get Off Your High Horse - Long Sleeve T-Shirt 70s Nobody asked for a soft-shoe

Nobody asked for a soft-shoe routine from the treat most people quietly throw away

but this one pulled sentry duty next to a pint glass and honestly looks more fulfilled

Somehow every county line crossing makes it worse

That man has a favorite camp stove and he will corner you about it before the hot dogs are done

Get Off Your High Horse - Long Sleeve T-Shirt 70s Nobody asked for a soft-shoeHorses got immortalized in war poetry and bronze statues, and this one looks like it spent four hours wondering if grain is just tiny bread. Moral superiority hits different when your eyes match the barn door. The Details: Retro groovy white bubble lettering arched across the top reads "GET OFF YOUR" above "HIGH HORSE." Below, a vintage hand drawn horse head in profile shows reddish brown and orange coloring, a golden yellow mane, bloodshot red eyes,