Well Hung Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Irish Green Large white outlined block numerals

Large white outlined block numerals read "1984" at the bottom

Distressed cream block text reads "JOPLIN" above "19" and "02" flanking a cartoon miner in a wide-brimmed hat

and a teal sky with a sailboat

SOMEWHAT STRANGE

Well Hung Christmas - Unisex Sweatshirt Color:Irish Green Large white outlined block numeralsStockings hung by the chimney with care have never needed a double entendre, but here we are. Plausible deniability doing more heavy lifting than Santa's entire reindeer fleet. The Details: Bold white rounded text reads "Well Hung" in a retro style. Below, a distressed illustration depicts an oversized golden yellow stocking with a white fur cuff hanging from a brick fireplace mantel draped in green pine garland with small wrapped gifts tucked in. Fit