Mind If I Smoke? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL and blue starred top hat

and blue starred top hat and blue coat points directly at the viewer with a stern expression and white goatee

Khakis and a helpful demeanor are apparently all it takes to get conscripted into unpaid retail work by strangers

White woodcut-style illustration depicts an anthropomorphic cat in a trench coat

Large white rounded display text reads "Morrie's" above bold white block text reading "WIG SHOP

Mind If I Smoke? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL and blue starred top hatAsking "mind if I smoke" used to be a courtesy, now it's a threat involving a forty minute monologue about bark consistency and the butcher paper versus foil debate. Cigarettes lost the culture war to a brisket alarm set for 4 AM. The Details: White bold hand drawn uppercase text reads "MIND IF I SMOKE?" nestled within a billowing smoke cloud rendered in white. Below, a gray blue illustration depicts a barrel style BBQ smoker on legs with a closed lid